Schmelky Edit Meaning

1. A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the ..

1. 1. A small furry animal that enjoys arses. 2. A reasonably mild cuss involving an animal. "Gah, arseferret. I dropped the cheese...

1. A cammel toe with a bananna hamic. Did you see that big bitch at walmart she must have had a camamic on. See camamic, g, walmart, big ..