Schmelky Edit Meaning

1. Sorry excuse for a person that claims to know about football but doesn't - Chelsea being the default team of all 'Lazzas'..

1. To bite someone over the internet with use of a webcam. With your mouth up close to the camera and moving it in a biting motion He is s..

1. A person whom, for one reason or another, prefers sexual relations with a dead human being over a living one. Usually a previous aquaint..