What is Schmeller?
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The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.
Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!
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A person with a horticultural background who likes to garden with young men.
That Bob Audet is one helluva garden galloper!..
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A method of negating the dreaded Jovi Punch.
I was Jovi Punched while I was about to eat, but luckily made a full recovery
See snl, pu..
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AKA "mud touched the cotton"
When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme ..
