What is Schmeller?
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The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.
Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!
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Involves two loads of jizz.
First, cum on the girl's neck so that a pearl necklace effect is achieved, much like Mardi Gras.
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