What is Schmeller?
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The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.
Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!
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This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchezand an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and k..
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A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill you..
