What is Schmeller?
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The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.
Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!
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The phrase I hear every time I check my aol email that makes me want to punch a wall.
"YOU GOT MAIL"
"omg wtf stfu"..
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To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dic..