Schmellman Edit Meaning

1. wtf is wrong with you? john just spilled beer on the new rug... john! yo, you good? See aight, ok, yo, wtf..

1. A loyal guy friend who no one wants to get with because, despite their loyalty, they are wholly unattractive "That Dan dude is zue..

1. A word that describe's one's in abilities to correctly pronunciate/type "oh my god boobies" due to one's flabbe..