Schmellman Edit Meaning

1. Quite possibly the most kickass motherfucker to ever grace the internet. Phasmorphage. Fuck yeah. See halo, hih, xbox live..

1. Slang for a woman with appealing and large breasts. Man, did you see the rib mellons on that chick? See rib mellons..

1. When you find yourself at a page that you had no intention of visiting, but found your self veiwing due to clicking on hyperlinks on mul..