Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Uniter

1. 1.Someone who brings people together. 2. Someone that does the opposite of George W. Bush. We are all friend now thanks to Mike being ..

*echo*

1. Basically a bump, but from inside of a text message or instant message client, where you wish the receiver to reply to a previous post. ..

Eco Hoe

1. a woman who is a treehugger who controls her boyfiend/husbands outdoor activitys that eco hoe will not let jim go deer hunting with us ..

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