Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Emo-devil

1. An EXTREMELY emo person that is actually very very hot. that dude is a total emo-devil.but hes hot. See emo, devil, scene, gothic, sad..

Unrequinted Love

1. unreturned love - when you like/love someone who doensn't like/love you back. "im so sad ______ doesn't like me"..

Golden Ham

1. A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy ..

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