Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

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Vits

1. Acronym for Vitamins that only the super hip use. I need to take my Vits. See vitamins, minerals, pills, health, food, shit, fag..

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Schmello Pad Edit Meaning