Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Omnimesis

1. the imitation of the absolute universe through art and literature combination of the following:- omni = Latin for all, entire, absolut..

+.+

1. playing dead or saying "you killed me" random dude 1:*stab* random dude 2: +.+..

Nakeder

1. to get more naked than you already are ...the more drinks I have, the more nakeder I feel I need to be See naked..

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