Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Headmastic

1. Something that is totally Awesome. This term would be used among bros when something exciting happens. Statement: Breh, I got some gna..

Officialized

1. 1.To make any document official by having it notarized or filed with the proper government office. 2. To make legitimate. Take your pap..

Zamochit

1. An old Russian method of murder which involves the breaking of every single bone in the body, one by one. Commonly used by the Red Mafia..

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