Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Countrifide

1. Lacking refinement or sophistication. Improper use of the English language. She don't know no better cuz she's done plum coun..

3-4-3

1. Part of the 1-2-3-4 Study Technique, repeating the 3-4-3 which is to beat off, take a nap, beat off again and go to class. Dude,I'..

Exploring The Cave

1. The act of greasing yourself up and crawling head-first into a woman's vaginal opening. Usually very bloody unless the proper prec..

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