Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Mooseplay

1. AKA playing with the moose. "Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional. &qu..

Daipwned

1. Root: Combination of the japanese word "Dai" meaning great, large, important (etc) and pwn. Usage Rules: *Always* shouted or ..

Qwerty-hater

1. A QWERTY-Hater is a person that, for some odd reason, hates the keyboards with the QWERTY format. "Why does Jon only use ABC keybo..

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