Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Uthor

1. Uthor, Udonis n. = A thing you wish to be but never can reach. You can watch it, but not touch it. That's Uthor aka. ..

W/e

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Urban Eager

1. To claim you have added a word to Urban Dictionary before it has been approved Dan: "Man I got my 'chevvy' word posted&q..

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