Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

N.e.w.b

1. Abbreviation for Niggers Eating Wonder Bread. See Irony. "I shit myself after seeing some N.E.W.B. It's a good thing I'..

-sb-link

1. owner of everything -sb-Link > you See bleh..

On Ten

1. Very extreme body odor. Your breath is on ten! 2. extremely upset; pissed off. When I received my phone bill and saw the high amount..

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