Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Jizzy Juice

1. When one ejaculates into a cup or jar. After which the male or female consumes the seminal fluid or Jizz. Dude, i was making jizzy juic..

W.m.d.

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..

[mental Re-tardy]

1. The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Schmello Pad Edit Meaning