Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Okay, Terrific

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W2mor

1. The dead weight people you find in large companies. It is exemplified by a tumor and the inability to create your own work, thus needing..

Kongin

1. presently watching the movie King Kong, or acting destructive like King Kong. -Yo man, i be kongin. -Ayo dude, quit kongin, you broke ..

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