Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Onomatopoeic

1. Words that sound like they are can be described as being onomatopoeic. Crash, bang, pop, wapwap, click, wizz are all onomatopoeic words..

Orphus

1. Any hole in your body, particularly your anus. "wut's that smell, is your orphus leaking?" "I'm gunna fuck yo..

Chakit

1. male or female who with supidity is also an ugly fucker even simple tasks are to complicated put that hammer down you chakit cunt befor..

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