Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Nnce

1. 1. the gutteral noise that one makes when defining a beat in a techno song. 2. when someone comes up and jumps against you while thrust..

Unsavories

1. Shady people that you do not want at your party but they won't get the fuck out!!! Who invited all the unsavories?..

Ebayaholic

1. One who is addicted to ebay. Hi, My name is Mark and I have been an Ebayaholic for 1 month now... See Mark..

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