Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Punkyard

1. A backyardwhere punkmusic, usually from old school OC punk bands, is always blasting from the outdoor speakers. Chris and Linda invited..

W.i.b

1. Pronounced "Wib". Acronym for Woman In Boots Although the plural would be "Women In Boots" one would say "WIB..

Trashball

1. A guy who is essentially worth less than his weight in trash... see dirtballor asswipe That guy is hitting on all of the girls at the b..

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Schmello Pad Edit Meaning