Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Yersen

1. The Midlands (espec. Mansfield area) inbreds' equivalent of the word 'yourself' Bugger that Melvin, I'm not cleanin..

Kicking Against The Pricks

1. 1. Expression of biblical origin (Acts 26:14) refering to Saul's persecution of the church. 2. Fighting, denouncing, or otherwise ..

Quppa

1. quick cup of tea! Have you time for a quppa? See tea, quick, cup, chat, friend 1. quick cup of tea! Have you time for a quppa? See..

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