Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Kein

1. no / none kein problem - no problem you got any dosh? nahh kein See kein, nahh, nah, na, no, non, none, nothing..

You Buy Some Coupons, You Dont.

1. variation the the now 'retro' phrase, "You win some, you lose some." Often followed by silence. First used in Engla..

Scrogg

1. To have sex Me and my old lady scrogged all night last night. 1. 1. To Have sexual intercourse with. 2. To error intensely-A disast..

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