Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Vanilla Shower

1. When a man shoots a load onto someones face. Azam gave lucas a vanilla shower while he slept. See cum, blowjob, wet, shower, masterbat..

Photo Snipe

1. The act of sneaking up behind an otherwise very nice/cute/awesome photo, pulling a face and getting away undetected. Prima: "Dude,..

Turzle

1. Turlet (toilet) with an ebonics twist. Pull over, I gotta go turzle. After our visit to the Mexican restaurant tonight, I'll be do..

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