Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Cancer

1. A disease lacking a sense of humor. Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude. 2. Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to rad..

Yao Mings

1. slang term for the substance cocaine Yo dude you wanna get down with the yao mings? Hell yeah i wanna get down with some yey! See yey..

Leonard Bernstein

1. The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM. "The other ..

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