Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Cohence

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Rpjaded

1. The condition of experiencing that sick, pervasively cloying sensation of boredom you get when you've played too many Japanese RPGs..

Peperoni

1. extremely large nipples holy shit i have some nice peperoni's See peps, roni's, nipps, head lights..

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Schmello Pad Edit Meaning