Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Queeves

1. Term coined to represent the plural of the word queef. Invented by Neil Lobo, a proud initiate of the GNAA. I stepped into the lesbian..

Ey Up

1. a northerners way of saying hello ey up cock, fancy a pint?..

Zats

1. acne on your butt. zits+ass=zats I saw Raul in the shower yesterday...he's got mad zats. See ass, acne, zits, butt, pimples..

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