Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Yaiya

1. alternative to yeah. *at the local korean bbq* YAIYA! LA RIBS! See yeah, yaiya, ribs, oh, yao..

Danmarinos

1. "dan-mar-in-ous" or colloquially as "dan-bos" Secret code used by supremely intelligent males to refer to large bre..

Yawxy

1. Proxy Yawning. 1. Yawning and having that yawn transfered to an immediate party. 2. Yawning and typing it on IM and your buddy yawning..

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