Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Just Talking

1. When two individuals are interested in each other, make out etc on a regular basis, but are not dating. There may or may not be the pros..

Equisense

1. two things making equal amounts of sense, decision wise. like "six of one...." it makes equisense to do option (a) or option..

Jicktoe

1. A word with a meaning similar to "fucked up" presumed to be of cajun descent. Rarely heard in person, usually yelled by a dr..

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