Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

W3irdal

1. One of the sexiest people in the world! Also known to idle alot and make be uterly useless. Also, is hard to understand at times, but ..

Be Disgusting

1. (v.) To sit on the can, taking a crap whilst jacking off with the door open for all to see. Usually done by drunks at house parties. St..

Zippered Nipples Or Laced Nipple Syndrome

1. Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..

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Schmello Pad Edit Meaning