Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Never Bring Food To A Buffet

1. an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex..

Against Me!

1. Awesome punk band from Florida. Very creative, awesome band. Against Me! kicks fucking ass. 2. Greatest fucking punk band... a phenoi..

Yazz

1. the white viscous liquid that comes out during ejaculation I yazzed in my pants tonight..

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