Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

W'ever

1. A conjunction of the words "what" and "ever" Normally used when you disagree with someone. Whatcha need? Going to..

6-20

1. Code for "F-U", as in "fuck you". Numbers are used to obscure the meaning: F is the sixth letter of the alphabet, U ..

Officise

1. To promote someone to an officer. To promote someone to a leader of your gang. Shawn wants to officise carl so that he can run the Jer..

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