Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Yaggenspagger

1. a type of beer drinken by drunken elves fairies at night can i please have a yaggenspagger?..

Nejnej

1. A polish word meaning 'no' made popular by teens on instant messengers. Pronounced 'naynay' chick 1: did you know ..

Omfgog

1. Oh My Fucking God of Gaps an expression used to both show shock towards something an also towards the fact that God is used by theists ..

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