Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Liplicker

1. Someone who licks their lips constantly yo bro stop lickin you lips you damn LipLicker See licker, sucka, lips, wet one..

Rusty Coat Hanger

1. an extreme insult basically telling the person that their existence is completely meaningless and should have ended before it started in..

Photo Stop

1. When your just stolling along minding your own business when all of the sudden u notice a group of people posing for a picture and you..

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