Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Platz

1. to platz (yiddish): to burst (met.) (out of excitement, joy, etc), or even to throw up. Unable to contain yourself for whatever reason ..

Omega Male

1. The polar opposite of the Alpha Male. Omega Males can have friends and close acquaintances but prefer to accomplish things on their own..

2x4

1. A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down..

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Schmello Pad Edit Meaning