Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

W.i.m.p

1. W.I.M.P = Wigga In Management Position my boss"Hey yo wuhss goood my fellow white Boi" Me (baby face)"aint nothing W.I...

Hprl

1. A friendly forum designed to be an alternative to the one overtaken by immature, snarky posters. Mary enjoys posting on HPRL because kn..

Testimonial

1. the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace). however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments..

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