Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Obamanese

1. 1. Anything related to Barack Hussein Obama 2. Consisting of a cheating nature backed by fear of being called racist if one should oppo..

Addle-cove

1. A foolish man. (see Cove, Addle-pate) It's only an Addle-cove what don't vote Tammany...

Vinceroom

1. a girl who resembles a boy...hence being named vince for instance (e.g. vince, house of wax) she also has a fleck on her forehead, abov..

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