Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

N00bsprayer

1. A person in a FPS-game which 'sprays' in a wild way with a fast firing gun (machine gun,uzi,chaingun,etc),hoping to hit someon..

Pussy Thang

1. Tampon My 9 year old brother comes into my room and sees an unopened tampon on the bed and says, "Is that a pussy thang?!" S..

Selfsuck

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of sucking your own cock, giving yourself a blowjob. My girlfriend caught me sucking my cock and..

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