Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Yesert

1. The newest way of saying yes or ok. Tony and kyra should 4 give eachother should they yesert they should. See yes, ok, people, new, c..

Debaathification

1. to remove the Baath party members from power The US attacked Iraq under the pretext of debaathification in the country. See saddam hus..

Lip Press

1. To place ones lips on another person, without puckering. A gesture similar to a kiss, but lacking effort and/or passion. Jim: I saw yo..

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