Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

E-e-e--e-e-e-e

1. the sound an ambulance makes as it leaves your neighborhood. The ambulance carrying my cousin went E-e-E-e-EE-e as it sped through the ..

Union Square

1. A public place in New York City, where scene kids hang out. Particularly left with nothing to do, but get high, get drunk, make out and ..

Ho Made

1. 1. Something made at home. 2. Something made by ho's. 1. That cake sure was good, ho made foe-sure. 2. That cake tastes like ass..

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