Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

O'bama

1. A pun implying that Barack Obamais Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great..

Zaak Alex

1. Used to explain something thats just plain awesome. "That was so Zaak Alex" See so, alex, zach, allen..

Yaooo

1. 1. A common term for greeting a fellow man. 2. A common term for alerting a fellow man of nearby female presence. Yaooo, check her out..

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