Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Purple Mothafucker Shots

1. i dont noe wuts in it but it kinda tastes like alcohol definitely does the job and is found in mexico yo i had 4 beers 2 purple mothafu..

Mega Thrust

1. a motion usually related to sex where a man (or woman)push their whole body, from the neck down, back and forward repeatidly. Jimmy: Ti..

Sobrinas Primas

1. Spanish word, from DF people. Used when one agrees to something. Similar to sobres. Hey carnal, wanna go get some beer? Sobrinas pr..

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