Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Highsiddy

1. A woman who acts as if she were too good for anyone and on a level of class no one else can be. The rapper Trina used the abbreviation ..

Googlegirl

1. A girl who pays to be at the top of your list. A girl who pays per hit. I just shelled out mad cash on that googlegirl and got a she pa..

Zero To Sixty

1. Usually when someone goes from being really calm or content, to just going crazy and yelling and screaming in anger because of a little ..

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