Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Im Gonna Ride On This Bitch

1. meaning that a person is really going to fight someone and fuck them up really bad. fuck that skace fag rafeal im gonna ride on this bi..

Quadrospaz

1. A spaz with no arms or legs, who rolls around and drools on your shoes. Look at that quadrospaz, let's push him off the bridge. S..

Niggerice

1. (n) The black licorice that no body likes Guy 1: dude did you get the red-vines?? Guy 2: nah man, all they had was Niggerice. See nig..

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