Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Let's Roll

1. Another way to say "Let's Bounce" or "Let's Leave" but less Ghetto. #1: You ready to leave? #2: Yeah, le..

Alter Ego

1. 1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator) 2. the bad sid..

Eurabean

1. A huge insult in Europe, especially to the French. Europeans talking among selves: Man, I hate foriegners. American: AHH shut the feck..

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