Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

On The Burger

1. Alternate form of Off the Hook. "Yo, that girl was totally on the burger!"..

Zephret

1. A descriptive word to use when you have not understood what someone has just told you. "Want to meet me there, at the place you kn..

Driveshaft

1. (v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself. Dude, she totally driveshafted us ..

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