Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Reamage

1. When Playing any EA Sports Game, the act of taking it in the ass on every play I was playing NCAA Football last night; needless to say,..

Emotionalist

1. Someone who tells you how to feel or pushes feelings/emotions onto you Person1: God, Ebony made me feel really bad today. Person2: Yea..

W.o.b

1. Acronym. Wank over bog. 'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving' 'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob..

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