Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Boxihf

1. V. - The act of a woman giving a man a blow job. Also known as giving head, or oral sex. Dude, Sarah gave me the best boxihf last night..

Myspace Weasel

1. Someone who sets up a blank phantom page that grants them entry into other peoples MySpace for the sole purpose of being nosey and glean..

Like The Stig

1. a display of driving excellence performed by a non-professional driver during a track day or autocrossevent When Walter went through th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Schmello Pad Edit Meaning