Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Havenick

1. To fuck up, skew, or otherwise completely remove legitimacy to anything Bill Clinton pulled a Havenick with Monica Lewinsky See vagisi..

Trotus

1. Teleprompter Reader of the United States. This is a bastardization of POTUS (President of the United States). This term is currently o..

Schwaldante

1. king of, leader of, or one who is held in great esteem of the schwaldantic people. MMA: Bill you are such a schwaldante! Bill: that an..

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