Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Tatombo

1. a single boob, one breast on a woman Her right tatombo is bigger than her left....ugh See boob, boobs, tatums, nipples, breasts, Rusty..

Ridankculous

1. When something is so fucking Ridiculously awesome. A term used by Pot heads. Oh my God! That sleeve tattoo is Ridankculous! I am so ..

Inverted Seahorse

1. A sexual position in which a man has anal sex with a girl while she flips under his legs and eats fishsticks from his anus. Im hungry, ..

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