Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Hide And Go Skeet

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Huh Uh Huh Uh

1. The sound I make when I am fucked, because I have the tightest cunt in the history of pussy comparison, and the reason it is tight is be..

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