Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Go Like Freddy

1. Go out in public in an unclean state. I went to the gym this morning and didn't have time to shower so I decided to go like Freddy..

Dirty Cesar

1. It's a combination of all the "dirties" that could be done to a female while having sex. Man, my ultimate goal is to per..

Queef Greased

1. The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material c..

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