Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Achievements

1. On the Xbox 360, achievements are basically bragging rights. Once an achievement is unlocked, by doing whatever it says in the achieveme..

Chocoholic

1. person who loves/is addicted to chocolate I ate an entire box of chocolates and my sister says I must be a chocaholic! 2. A man or ..

Head-imploding

1. Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse in..

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Schmello Pad Edit Meaning