Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Doing Roots

1. To put a curse on someone. To cause a person supernatural harm or bad luck. "... but a story goes round that a woman tried to run ..

Keenyn Manley

1. is a boy who is the twin to Lord Farquad. Many think lil of him, and he is in Short Supply. We will let u do the measuring wen u see him..

Quarf

1. The sound which results from the simultaneous expulsion of gas from both the vagina and the anus. After being treated to a zesty Mexica..

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