Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Your Shit Is Gay

1. what one might say if they disapprove of the quality/content of whatever it is that is in question friend1: check out my new wheels niq..

Jackey Pie

1. the most awesomest person in the whole wide world... basically... pretty unbeatable!! aww... i have the best babyboo in the world... ..

Dublets

1. Two Children as a Result of One Pregnancy. A Synonym for Twins. Man, my sister-in-law just had Dublets! Ohhhh boy, i just saw Siamese..

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