Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Qwaggle

1. To throw up after a long night of drinking, or a big bong rip. Man I was so drunk last night I qwaggled all over my girlfriend! See vo..

Yoguy

1. Young white guys from the suburbs need to sound cool and tbus cannot address each other with "Hi Tom" or something semsible li..

Zmrd

1. Czech for asshole (US) or cunt (UK) Ty jses ale zmrd! You are such a cunt! See kurva, curak, pica..

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