Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Tubble

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Uber Von Cool

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City Of Brotherly Murder

1. A nickname for Philadelphia, a city with roughly 1 murder a day. The Liberty Bell is in the City of Brotherly Murder See killadelphia,..

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