Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Damnet

1. the word people sometimes confuse with the phrase "damn it". Stubborn boys like to use it alot and do not care if you tell th..

Droppin' A Peach

1. The act of dropping a peach. I was at the grocery store the other day droppin' a peach when the manager caught me in the act. See..

Gilber

1. to place your nut sack on someones face and shake "I got a 5 piece from this gutter junkie in return for gilber" See nigga, ..

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