Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

40's

1. 40 ounces of beer in one big bottle. It equals around 3.5 beers. "I'm downin' some 40's" See Ann 2. westcoa..

Frosted Mini Wheat

1. A playa thats white on one side and not on the other. That Rocco guy is a Frosted Mini Wheat...

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