Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Quick Pumper

1. Someone that doesnt last long in bed. Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night. Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh? See..

Queheel

1. food (calorie), caloric intake i love queheel See dinkus, minkus, dirty sanchez, tits 1. food (calorie), caloric intake i love queh..

Anarchist

1. anarchists are people who want to live under their own authority. political authority is what they are against, and some will go to extr..

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