Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Veratize

1. 1. To annoyingly pick at food on the table, eating slice after slice, leaving a very unappetizing carcass of a piece of food (pastry, ca..

Fry Me Out

1. A phrase that either a stoner or extremely stupid and/or confused person will use to describe their confusion at something that...confus..

Inat

1. Totally IRONY---Stands for "I'm Not About That"....meaning to act one way, (be in complete denial about what the "t..

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