Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Zymurgic

1. adjective, from zymurgy OED "the art of fermentation" "Lo, the sweet drops of zymurgic labours" - John Keats (or it..

Ndbf

1. NOT Dope Boy Fresh. A person who cuts dope and then lies about it! TWEST is NDBF!! See dope, acid, weed, meth, ectasy, jank 2. Not D..

Lacl

1. Mentally retarded. Not intelligent. Ignorant. Person 1: Dude, you just shoulder charged that lacl-kid. Person 2: Poor little retarded..

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