Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Hot Butt Mud

1. Warm doodoo in the form of slop; mud like. I took a burning shit that felt like slop. I had hot butt mud. See cooter, ass master, fag ..

Throwing A Fatty

1. Having a w@nk or masturbating. I went into the room the other night and caught Mitch throwing a fatty over filthy magazines. See fatty..

Vinophile

1. (1) A wine lover (2) A drunk My vinophile ex husband used to piss in his sleep after a long night out drinking. See drunk, alcohol, w..

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