Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

You're Wasting My Free Minutes

1. when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidi..

F.i.o.f.o

1. F it I n O r F uck O ff Some people around here need to F.I.O.F.O ! See go away, piss off, take a hike, Magician..

W***e

1. abbreviation for whore... person who wants to have sex with everyone except u!!! you are a fucking w***e See slut, skank, prostitute,..

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