Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Load Of Bollocks

1. A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish Peter talks a load of bollocks..

Lay-up

1. hooking up with a girl at a club with little or no effort or game I hooked up with her at the club last night, what a lay-up!! See lay..

Cram It In There

1. When you're goin' with dat flow, you just gotta CRAM IT IN THERE! "Dude that is one tasty heifer!" "CRAM IT I..

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