Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Indian Poker

1. Going number two, dropping a duce. I gotta go play a hand or two of Indian poker. 2. With a bill of any denomination, the barcode on ..

Math-9

1. On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enab..

Aimlessly

1. without intentions or goals. to go about doing or saying something for the sake of "He spoke aimelessly." "She fucks a..

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