Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Out Of Its Tits

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Gotcha' Back

1. Gotcha' Back; 1.) I am covering your BACK... (As in Touching... Back-to-Back, Shoulder-to Shoulder, Neck-to-Neck.) *Cover "A..

Comfemscated

1. appropriated: taken without permission or consent especially by public authority using a canine or other type of specially trained beast..

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