Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Zesty Vanfectman

1. A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs Mr. Parcheesy had a zesty vanfectman in bed. See Nolan..

Holy Water

1. The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema. Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help..

Vagging Out

1. When a guy has inane, extended phone conversations with his girl instead of hanging out with the fellas. Gregg: Yo, where's Luke, ..

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