Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Bucket Hole

1. A woman with an unusually large vagina. Jill is a bucket hole, you wont touch the sides. See slut, slapper, whore, prostitute, love tu..

Qat

1. some shrub Africans get high off let's chew some qat and play Scrabble See me 2. A sort of shrub in the Middle East... also the..

Blogfolio

1. a web log ("blog") + a leaf number or a sheet of paper folded once ("folio") She's got a little blogfolio goin..

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