Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

On Jump

1. crunk "I was getting on jump at that party last night"..

Magster

1. A naughty, boxer wearing, three-some having, little sex pot. Always thinks shes hot shit. That Magster sure is a milf. See britzy 2...

Pop Trunk

1. A computerized mechanisim allowing a person to open their trunk without a key and to be able to ride with it as high or low as possible ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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