Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Nixon

1. A bowel movement. Shit. I gotta take a nixon. See Geezer 2. When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies ..

Lorraine

1. This girl is amazing. She has great taste in literature and music, she's super-cute, and is generally awesome. Can't do math..

Masterbating

1. a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation] 1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn..

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