Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Mechanoid

1. A word for a sentient non-organic humanoid not intended for warfare or any specific service and with no programmed restrictions. A robo..

Vmz

1. vmz stands for Vai maicho, zabiese! Literally it means Oh mommy, my teeth!, but it is used as the Bulgarian equivalent of omg or better..

Quarter Back Position

1. Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as..

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Schmello Pad Edit Meaning