Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Icswas

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Ironing

1. Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outsi..

Fotato

1. An obese potato. Not much else to say... usually used when there is an awkward silence. person 1: lol, you're a fotato... person..

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