Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Imagient

1. Someone who has a large, overactive imagination. The Imagient has created a very imaginative, and creative story. See imagination, ima..

Zoobononaka

1. warm, juicy, delicious, fudgey diharrea mixed with jizz I woke up at the bottom of my bed covered in zoobononaka. After sucking his di..

Lmzao

1. laughing my zebra ass off Guy 1 -Wow what a jizz monkey. Guy 2 - Lmzao See zebra, jizz, monkey, roast, toast, shizzle, shazzle..

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