Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Pootinkey

1. A wet fart left in one's pants. I just left a pootinkey in my pants. See sharted, fart, poop, crumped, browns..

Zorping

1. zorping is the act of skipping stones on a frozen body of water creating a "zorp" sound. "hey you guys wanna go zorping?..

Kakh

1. Crazy fun or messing around, usually taking place at 5am and consisting of shisha and extremley dodgy kebabs and chai. Also see yakh ya..

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