Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Hilareolas

1. a term used to describe funny nipples yo! that bitches titties had some hilareolas See hilarious, funny, areola, nipple, nips..

Kick Flop

1. a fucked up kickflip "did you see that kickflip""ha!, more like a kick flop" See skateboard, trick, kickflip, flop..

Urb Garden

1. some one who acts like louis wow take that ur an urb garden See louie..

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