Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Quilbus

1. The female vagina, or cunt. I want to pound her quilbus. See pussy, vagina, cunt, snatch, yoni, Gweeb 1. The female vagina, or cunt...

Floresism

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Ugondola

1. An island much like the Bahamas where the Ugondolians do not believe in the internet and they speak by interpretive dance. Where the ori..

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