Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Retroist

1. someone who takes pride in parading around in clothing and style from the far past such as the jheri-curl, high top fade, leisure suits,..

Yiam

1. A term used when calling some either homosexual, Useless (Due to things such as forgetting to bring a camera out, not charging batterys,..

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