Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Peenur

1. slang for penis, usually spelled in all caps. Shrivels when SCAREY MONSTURS are about. OMG A SCAREY MONSTUR!! HE'L EET MY PEENUR..

Jiexi

1. 杰熹 a chinese person`s first name write in english way. Jiexi Hu 胡杰熹 See jiexi..

2thumbs

1. adj.- A total pos. who thinks he owns for writing a lame definition. loser noob tool pos You are so 2thumbs man! Why don't you try..

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