Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Darkwing

1. Having anal sex while spreading the ass cheeks out to resemble a set of wings. He darkwinged his girlfriend last night. See anal, sex,..

Scrotem Mouse

1. a very small, hairy scrotem hey you've got a scrotem mouse! See dick, mouse, hair, small..

Vomlette

1. A tiny pathetic sick, so small you feel embarassed that you actually threw up. Also know as a vomit omlette. Urgh I don't want to..

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