Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

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1. a title of respect used when addressing a Monarch of the very highest rank, particularly a queen or empress Pardon me Your Vajesty, but..

W.a.p.s.

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W.t.h.a.y.r.t.

1. Why The Hell Are You Reading This?..

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