Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Quesadich

1. mafia prose for What Goes On? "quesadich?" or "quesadich, what goes on?" 1. mafia prose for What Goes On? "..

W.h.o.

1. Weed Hangover Holy shit man, last night I smoked 4 jski's and this morning I can barely tie my shoes. I have a brutal W.H.O. See..

Ruzek

1. A nap, usually from or related directly to smoking pot, and taken in between the hours of 4:30pm and 7:00pm. Wow, what a day. I think ..

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