Schmello Pad

What is Schmello Pad?

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

Trajesty

1. A trajic travesty. 9/11 was a horrific trajesty. See tragic, travesty, trajesty, dispair, said, tragedy..

Grooming Your Poodle

1. Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man). When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab you..

Eboop

1. Anything your mind wants it to be. verb,noun,pronoun,adj,weird,etc; Damn that bitch is an eboop. Eboop on dat hoe. What the eboop is..

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