Schmelly Edit Meaning

1. A boy who claims 'to know'....though majority of the time, he actually does not! Likes to fiddle around, cant keep his hands s..

1. When the office nimrod mis-understands an email tone and makes a complete tit of himself saying it in every conversation there after. Is..

1. immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before. I must have got that herpes from a toilet..