Schmelly Egg

What is Schmelly Egg?

code word used between friends for incoming hottie

"Schmelly egg," Jao stated as her crush walked by.

See hottie, cutie, old man, attractive, strawberry shortcake

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1. Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of ..

2 Logs Down

1. taking a shit (can be hazardous while camping) I shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down See 2, logs, down..

Hellamike

1. He used to be a distant relation of the goatse man, now lives his life in a cave somewhere in arabia... He used to be a distant relatio..

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