Schmelt

What is Schmelt?

1.

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

See hockey, rookie, rook, shmelt, ice

2.

The area between ones sack and the base of ones penis.

Dude,I can't stop itching my schmelt!

See balls, sack, dick, shaft, rusty trombone
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