Schmelt

What is Schmelt?


1.

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

See hockey, rookie, rook, shmelt, ice

2.

The area between ones sack and the base of ones penis.

Dude,I can't stop itching my schmelt!

See balls, sack, dick, shaft, rusty trombone


40

Random Words:

1. (noun) A curse word, created upon the mishaps and retarded decisions brought upon by the bush administration and all of Bush's foll..
1. A SLUT FROM JETTY HIGH a girl names issie glover who walks around with a short skirt. See slut, skirt..
1. A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos See Rick 2. Opposite of penivore. My dietary choice..