What is Schmelt?
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A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.
Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.
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The area between ones sack and the base of ones penis.
Dude,I can't stop itching my schmelt!
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