Schmemerfaceted

What is Schmemerfaceted?


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To drink an inmense amount of alcohol to the point that you are "shit faced" and cannot remember what happened while intoxicated. (past tense form)

"did you sleep with that girl last night?"

"I don't know, i was schmemerfaceted"

See drunk, intoxicated, excuse, drinking, alcohol


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