Schmemerfaceted

What is Schmemerfaceted?

To drink an inmense amount of alcohol to the point that you are "shit faced" and cannot remember what happened while intoxicated. (past tense form)

"did you sleep with that girl last night?"

"I don't know, i was schmemerfaceted"

See drunk, intoxicated, excuse, drinking, alcohol

Jew Park

1. To park ones car too close behind or in front of another's car and thus blocking them in. Aww man some ass hole Jew Parked behind ..

Leave Your Phone Off The Hook

1. Mocking referral to busy cellusers What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn celler..

Smatchit

1. A short, dirty (perverted) man. That old man is such a smatchit. See Steve..

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