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1. When a virgin and her lover are interrupted by a magical genie who grants the male's first wish to have two 14 inch penises. He us..

1. the use of an empty beer can for anal sex with a old smelly pedo. when u get fucked up the arse with a beer can in a council flat by bi..

1. The opposite of suave. Someone who is completely unsmooth on dates and with people of the opposite sex. J-Dogzilla was so unsuave, he d..