Schmende

What is Schmende?


1.

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.

The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."

See vagina, beaver, box, taco, vajayjay

2.

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.

The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."

See vagina, poonani, twat, box, beaver, taco

3.

used to describe someone when they're being a jerk or being stupid in general; can be used in conjuction with 'douche'.

Dude #1: Dude. did you see that asshole over there yellin at his girl like that?

Dude #2: Yeah he's such a schmende.

Dude #1: Jeez. what a douche.

See douche, asshole, jerk, douchebag, circle jerk


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