Schmender

What is Schmender?

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

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Response: Schmender!

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W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

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