Schmenius

What is Schmenius?

The opposite of genius, according to a Washington Mutual radio commercial.

"Man, am I a schmenius; I just burnt a winning lottery ticket!"

"Your plan to trick us would never work because it's so schmenius."

See genius, idiot, moron, smartypants, stupid

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