Schmenius

What is Schmenius?

The opposite of genius, according to a Washington Mutual radio commercial.

"Man, am I a schmenius; I just burnt a winning lottery ticket!"

"Your plan to trick us would never work because it's so schmenius."

See genius, idiot, moron, smartypants, stupid

Maintenance Hang

1. Hanging out with a friend or acquaintance after not doing so for an extended period, and with no intention of doing so again soon. Meant..

Ghosted It

1. When you take a shit that you think is huge, but you stand up and the poop is gone. "Man I was crapping for a good 20 mintues, but..

Tonights' Numbers Are Mine

1. Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening. "Coming out?" "To..

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