What is Schmerlz?
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When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."
On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.
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