What is Schmerlz?
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When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."
On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.
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When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usual..
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An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.
Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.
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1. (n) One who steals hamdergers.
2. (n) The worst kind of derger bandit.
I was at a very nice picnic with my retarded cousin Tardo wh..
