What is Schmerp?
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a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet
i "I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i
crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin
scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel
crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D
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The act of slapping a girl across the face with your cock in the shape of a Z then proceeding to spunk on her face.
Bronek gave that bi..