Schmert

What is Schmert?


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An Invernessian term for cheap, low grade pills. Once taken will make you act like an utter tit and loose control of your facial muscles. Resulting in increased confidence of your own abilities, shit dancing and a wreaked house.

Got any schmerts mate?

Check the nick o him just schmerting out his tree

See pills, ecstasy, treats


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