What is Schmert?
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An Invernessian term for cheap, low grade pills. Once taken will make you act like an utter tit and loose control of your facial muscles. Resulting in increased confidence of your own abilities, shit dancing and a wreaked house.
Got any schmerts mate?
Check the nick o him just schmerting out his tree
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to completely destroy
to beat up or to beat in competition
the score was 80-25
"dude we romple stomped you!!"
"i win&..
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Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.
Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the fi..
