Schmertle

What is Schmertle?

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."

"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

See geek, nerd, dork, wimp, wuss, pussy

*dyes*

1. To dye something, comically and unexpectedly. Me: Hmm, this T-Shirt would look better in blue. *dyes*..

G Down 4

1. a street corner where a bunch of double mungers skate lets go to g down 4 and eat some mung butter See bitch tits..

Use The Trademan's Entrance

1. To have sexual intercourse in the anus. Derived from the same source as backdoor. Utilises the common practice of tradespeople using th..

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