What is Schmertle?
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Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.
"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."
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A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.
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1. An annoying person
2. A bag for keeping the female genitalia in.
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