What is Schmertle?
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Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.
"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."
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A Blumpkin costing more than a thousand dollars. Immediately afterward the man must tell the woman that she is fired and send her on her..
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Having qualities that are both informational and fantastical
The professor's deep and revealing presentation today was infotastic...