What is Schmertle?
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Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.
"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."
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An Undead Persons (Zombie) Penis
Wow that zombie has a big Zombiepenis
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Some kind of yellow plant or in literal terms:
Rape with vaseline...
"Let's have some oil seed rape in the garden?"
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