Schmertle

What is Schmertle?

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."

"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

See geek, nerd, dork, wimp, wuss, pussy

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