Schmertle

What is Schmertle?

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."

"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

See geek, nerd, dork, wimp, wuss, pussy

Oogilize

1. v. - when noodles start to stretch and get extremely soggy. "Ah! The ramen noodles will oogilize if they soak in this broth too lo..

Ram Shambo

1. 1.)Another term for a rim job OR 2.) a game where one 2 guys take turns kicking each other in the nuts till one falls down. last one ..

Immortality

1. The path to ultimate boredom. (Immortal)Frank: Hey Mike, wanna become expert dueling yo-yo tricksters? (Immortal)Mike: Sorry Frank, I ..

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