What is Schmertle?
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Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.
"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."
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Verb: an act of using the noun "fuck" as a method of sexual arousal.
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you back."
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The little thing dangling behind a policeman's gun. They sometimes come in pairs.
If he hadn't pulled his gun on me so quick..