What is Schmertle?
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Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.
"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."
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(1)knowing how to put it down on your sexualpartner
(2) being able to give somebody an orgasm
(3) just looking HOT for your man!
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1)An excuse for any kind of illegitamate situation. Covers anything from smoking to sex.
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A faggot who likes to toss salad and sucks and swallows nutt also will take it in the booty and suck it without wipin off the shit on th..
