What is Schmertle?
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Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.
"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."
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abreviation for "Long Hard Road Out Of Hell" the book by Marilyn Manson a.k.a. Brian Warner
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When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.
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