What is Schmertle?
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Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.
"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."
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The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.
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The common grey squirrel.
Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage
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you bring that cute girl you've been flirting with for the past couple weeks right. you get to talking. you kiss. this leads to tha..
