Schmetard

What is Schmetard?

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

See stupid, retarded, moron, schmee

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