Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Knobsock

1. Scottish The politically correct way to address a NED. A used condom. "Fuck off ya wee knobsock, or I'll rip your arm off a..

Queskikca

1. The sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something. John: *kicked in nuts* queskikca!!!! See queskikca 1. The s..

Pizzeria

1. Watery shit as a result of eating at a bad Italian restaurant. I'm never eating at Gudio's again; I got the worst case of piz..

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