Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Meat Bullets

1. abnormally long nipples, especially when aroused they will protrude twice the length of the average woman's nipples. Damn, look at..

Hoofed

1. When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer. ... "When Mort and Cai..

Foolish

1. What you are. Thou art foolish! 2. Describing something that is gnarly, over the top, amazing, or jaw droppinng. Comparable to the t..

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