Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Oyster Poaching

1. To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat. Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster P..

Zampion

1. a dream that has come true "This is a total zampion!" See dream, realization, fantasy, wish..

Zebra Penis

1. Any penis that has been worn or beaten to the point of stripedness. Commonly appears as indentations and red stripes from the hand of t..

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