Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Spatch

1. The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease. "Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!&..

Face Only A Mother Could Love

1. Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly. Salvatore Vitale has a face only a m..

Nob Offender

1. Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease "I wasted half th..

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