Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Rotten Ranchero

1. stick a raw egg into the anus,and poop it out without breaking it. Guido won the egg toss by ending it with a rotten ranchero. See spo..

Keep In Check

1. Noun: 1. To hold a person in your control. 2. To keep a person afraid of you. "Ayo, gotta keep that bitch in check!" &quo..

Cadge

1. To get items by sponging or begging Can I cadge a Ciggy 2. Verb form, generally means to get something using your charm and wit, simi..

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