Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

North-southing

1. The act of vigorously rubbing one's penis in an up and down fashion either between the breasts, or the buttocks, of a woman. This ..

Shabeezy

1. Excessively simple or easy. "I ain't stressin the LSAT, that shit shabeezy" See straightforward, Horace Mann..

Japd

1. to humiliate or own; defeat The football team japd the opposite team in the game today. See owned, defeat, pwnd, fuckin stupid..

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