Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

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1. An emonicon for when one eye is swollen; probable from being hit and expressing it to your computer friends. Ouch 0_- See violence, fu..

Asstonite

1. basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on super..

Assterbate

1. Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural). For more asstast..

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