Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Less Handler

1. one who cannot "handle" as much jae- anyone got a reg? i got a freaking line to the oil rack and all three of you are BSing ..

Traffic Smack

1. Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do. Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yester..

Vertidick

1. a penis that is bent sideways after a full day of sex, jason had a horrible vertidick See vertidick, sex, bent, dick..

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