Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Script Monkey

1. Customer Service Rep who flops like a flounder once the caller's questions go off-script. That script monkey forwarded me to a men..

Needing A Lumberjack

1. when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off He won't stop talking t..

Turkey Breast

1. a fat male with huge breasts layhes got huge turkey breasts See turkey, breasts, fat, male, chicken..

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