Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Off My Twat

1. to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but ..

Frishky

1. local dialect for "fishky" "Hi, Frishky, I'm here so you come down now!"..

What A Life!!

1. say this in response to a stupid comment to describe someone's lame actions Dude, that was lame..."What a life!!" you le..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Schmetzle Splash Edit Meaning