Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Lapswood

1. A way to describe a person who is walking around stoned Look at that guy across the road he is such a piece of lapswood See laps, laps..

Zobot

1. A zombie with fucking robot parts. Zombie + Robot = Zobot. Man, that motherfucking zobot chainsawed me. See zombie, robot, skullfuck,..

Bonagorgeous

1. Something done in the style of the world's greatest latin teacher. Also describes Cicero. Mr. Bonagura thinks that Cicero is bonag..

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