Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Ill Shit

1. anything you do thats ill ill, not as in 'down with the flu' but ill as in short for illegitimate, or whacked out on cough sy..

Non-smoker

1. Someobdy who doesn't smoke cigarettes. Straight-edge, health nut, or just regular people. Can be annoying for smokers as they hack ..

Pimento Wood

1. Pimento wood is what gives true jerk BBQ its unique flavor. Pimento wood is the only wood that Jamaicans use to jerk chicken. The piment..

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