Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Fuckject

1. An condensation of "fucking reject." That guy from Idaho was a fuckject...

Vanilla Bear

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Earsmoke

1. Pleasureable sounds or music We really enjoyed the earsmoke at the concert so we bought the c.d...

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