Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

John Do Ak

1. When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed. Dude, last night I was screwing..

Sushi Boat

1. Another word for rice rocket "Look at those Asians rolling in their gay-ass sushi boats."..

Zopohin

1. Spanish noun. Residual morning-after cum stuck between your penis and underwear; Syn. Morning Wood jizz-frosting. Tengo mucho zopohin ..

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