Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Pulling The Head Off It

1. the act of masturbation (male). Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the ..

Ooo Yeah!

1. v. The mating call of sophomore boys at Kentridge highschool. Often used in class to cause excitement and to communicate as an alternat..

Ne'er-do-well

1. A hooligan, if you will. Someone who is a little shitty fucker, full of mischief. That fucking ne'er-do-well did a donut on my la..

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