Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Elif

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Fntw

1. For not the win. This is the converse of ftw It can be used in similar contexts, but denotes a fail (occasionally epic in variety). Also..

Flake Out

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