Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Krissy Dog

1. A puppy dog that pees on everything. That krissy dog just peed on everything See dog, puppy, kris, dawg, piss..

Cholsey

1. the worst village in the whole of england. It might be the second biggest, but its full of jeb ends. cholsey is a shit hole. See shit,..

[stupid] Coworker

1. Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up. Oh my god, my stupidcoworker kathy is a..

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