Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Ass To Skull

1. When one removes their penis from anothers ass, the person who was just anally penetrated then proceeds to suck the penis off. Give her..

Carpet Biscuits

1. A narrow excretion left on ones carpet Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning. See poop, slim shady, gat, lifted, what up..

Z-snap

1. When a person (usually a girl) snaps three times in the air in the shape of a Z. People do it to mean 'oh no she DIDNT!' or &a..

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