Schmetzle Splash

What is Schmetzle Splash?

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Zeps

1. Women's breasts, usually of notable size or shape. From Zeppelin, those rather less fun bags. "Penelope Keith had nice Zeps i..

Orgasam

1. The highest peak in sexual excitement. It's like an explosion in your body but it feels great. I got an orgasam after she played ..

Pautz

1. Purple Monkey Dishwasher! as in 'One day I stubbed my toe. I yelled really loud'..

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