Schmevan

What is Schmevan?

1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"

Damn, that's a schmevan right there.

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Mechanic Nasty

1. (preferably performed on a bed or couch). your partner lies down and you squat over her face. You tell her to put her face directly unde..

Crusty Cone

1. jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up. See ..

Kale

1. A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass. Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some s..

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