Schmevan

What is Schmevan?

1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"

Damn, that's a schmevan right there.

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Ball Paste

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Earspasm

1. the sharp aural pain one gets when speaking on the phone to a loud talker, necessitating volume adjustment "Myrtle! How ya doin?!..

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