Schmevan

What is Schmevan?

1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"

Damn, that's a schmevan right there.

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This, That, & The Third

1. everything under the sun has been said I tried to explain the situation to Sarah but she wanted this, that, and the third from me, so i..

Playin' In Her Hair

1. A man performing oral sex to a female. She had me sprung, I couldn't stop Playin' In her hair. See head, oral sex, eating ou..

Schwon

1. When a man sticks an object, preferably a paint brush, up their dickholefor sexual pleasure. The act of sticking objects up dickholes,..

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