What is Schmew?
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the residue between your butt cheeks after a long day of work
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When someone says something really stupid you can schmew them. they then feel really stupid while others laugh at the idiot. oh yeah..and don't forget the hand signal of the schmew.
dude 1:"when you pull the tape it smells like rubber"
me: schmew *does hand signal*
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john tildon cottrell
Random Words:
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Same as the Stranger, but your hand is covered in buffalo wing sauce.
I ate a whole mess of wings, then gave myself the Spicy Latina.
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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
