What is Schmew?
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the residue between your butt cheeks after a long day of work
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When someone says something really stupid you can schmew them. they then feel really stupid while others laugh at the idiot. oh yeah..and don't forget the hand signal of the schmew.
dude 1:"when you pull the tape it smells like rubber"
me: schmew *does hand signal*
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john tildon cottrell
Random Words:
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When you dunk your shlong into a mug of cold draft beer, and then immediately chug the entire contents.
Johnny and his buddies performe..
