Schmex

What is Schmex?


1.

1) Sort of like sex but better. Refers to a select few of very sexy people and the sexy things they do.

2) Sarah, Hamel, Kirill, Manda, Britta, Emi, and Flo.

3) Other forms: Schmexy, schmex0rz, schmex0rize, schmexilicious.

Sarah is quite schmexy if I do say so myself.

2.

Overly used word on livewire.

"like schmex you, you schmexy schmex god. So schmex and schmex, and schmex, so go SCHMEX!"

3.

1) Pengy

2) See above

Pengy is so schmexy, I think about him whenever I masturbate.

See Sarah

4.

what pengy does every friday night with any random thing he finds

pengy likes to schmex the apple pie

See rawr


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