Schmezeles Edit Meaning

1. A fat over weight cow that will never get laid and has a very hott sister Holy shit what the hell is that thing eating all of our food?..

1. Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sp..

1. When you have the belly of a 9 month pregnant lady, do standup comedy in bars where nobody laughs and mumble your speech onstage, you mu..