What is Schmidli?
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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"
Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
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the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs
Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boo..
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The girl is on her back with her legs on top of the man's shoulders. As he cums, he throws sand (or any other fine granule...such ..
