What is Schmidli?
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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"
Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
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Random Words:
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Steamy Hott Butt Sex.
Bob:Hey Babe
Kaylie:Hey Sexy
Bob:Want to have moolexiplexic?
Kaylie:Why Not.
See sex, butt sex, dry humping..
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Dump a load of gizzm all over the slut.
Hey Dude, did you dump the yogurt truck last night??
Yeah man, she loved it!
See rusty trumbo..
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When you put your hand in your balls and slap someone with it.
Richard just dirty slapped me. Not only did it smell like balls, it was..
