What is Schmidli?
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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"
Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
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i'm sorry.
but no.
punk is NOT avril lavigne
youre right there.
but punk is NOT
MCR
are you retarded?!
MCR is terrible whin..
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1. The act of being cool without knowing it.
2. Being slow to understand situations because of terminal brain damage due to a high-hee..