Schmidli

What is Schmidli?

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.

2. A perfect rack on a woman.

3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"

Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

See erection, breasts, royalty, package

Dick-missile

1. Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard. Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile! See tight, dope, dick-hard, ba..

Yipping Dollars

1. based on tipping dollars, fake money used at strip clubs. yipping derives trom tipping, I guess to add emphasis/color it somewhat from ..

Benjis

1. short for benjamin franklins, or $100 bills. My corporate job is super boring, but the benjis hold me over. See benji, benjis, money, ..

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