What is Schmidli?
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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"
Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
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A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you ar..
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To punch a sleeping friend, then to act as if you were sleeping so they didnt know who did it.
happens to george.
9:30 am
Josh gets u..
