Schmidli

What is Schmidli?

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.

2. A perfect rack on a woman.

3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"

Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

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Jacox

1. When you stick a Q-tip and a frayed rope up your bum and it comes out completely coated in stinky shit. "Oh man, I am gonna give y..

Z's On

1. To engage in the activity of sleeping. This usually occurs after long periods of strenuous activity and/or sex. However this usually ref..

Nosur

1. no, in fact i did not "Billy, did you take out the trash" "nosur" See no, sir, sur, nope, naw 2. no, in fact i ..

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