Schmidli

What is Schmidli?

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.

2. A perfect rack on a woman.

3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"

Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

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Valium

1. A pill taken to make you feel lose and happy. Puts you out of it for a really long time. You can forget alot too.. 4 days will go by so ..

Vehicular Imprint

1. Having a vehicle with the same name ram you from behind Jeff: Look at this, I had a Chevy HHR rear end the same goddamn vehicle that I ..

Eats Corn The Long Way

1. anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or..

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