Schmidli

What is Schmidli?

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.

2. A perfect rack on a woman.

3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"

Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

See erection, breasts, royalty, package

Suar

1. Shut up and reboot -- When someone is having a problem with their computer, this is the first diagnostic step to be followed. <phono..

Combed Muff

1. Fit, gorgeous, good looking lady. That girl is combed muff See fadden..

Queef Bagel

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

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