What is Schmidli?
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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"
Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
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taking vicodens or norcos, or when you are on them and itchness sets in
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A very talented English actor. He often collaborates with Stephen Fry, his best friend since they went to Cambridge together.
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