Schmidli

What is Schmidli?

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.

2. A perfect rack on a woman.

3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"

Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

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1. The mother-in-law you want to avoid like mononucleosis. I really love the guy but I can't imagine spending holidays with the mono-..

One And Fourd

1. Getting so black out drunk there is a high probablity that you were raped at some point during the night Dude I woke up last night in s..

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