Schmidli

What is Schmidli?


1.

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.

2. A perfect rack on a woman.

3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"

Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

See erection, breasts, royalty, package


2

Random Words:

1. An area code belonging to the western Chicago suburbs refered to by residents as "the dirty six-thirty". Towns included in the..
1. Describing a similarity so close it is unbelievable. I have a terrible case of the ZAKLIES. I must have eaten/drank some thing aweful ..
1. to get combubulated. I was feeling confused, upset and disconcerted, then I got undiscombobulated, now it's great. See combobulat..