What is Schmidli?
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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"
Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
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the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
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After you fuck a girl, or guy for that matter, in the ass, you take the condom off turn it inside out and put it over there face.
After..
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Really, really horrible acne.
My friend and were writing something and she spelled exuberance wrong, and we thought it sounded funny.....
