What is Schmidli?
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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"
Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
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the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
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While engaging in sexual intercourse, the male partner defacates onto the abdomen of his partner, places his testicles into the feces an..
