What is Schmidli?
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1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.
"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"
Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."
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to be have or to be better than someone or something.
anything better is on your neck
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Noun: When the overiding benefit of a situation is greater than a lesser negative outcome.
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