What is Schmidt?
1.
Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet
Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.
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2.
a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.
My boyfriend is such a Schmidt! He brought me flowers for no reason.
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3.
A person who goes out of their way to view exceedingly gross and disturbing online content.
He's such a Schmidt. He just send me a link to Tub Girl!
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4.
(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.
Ashlee Simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.
5.
verb: when a person takes a shit on a kitchen floor when they're drunk and has to clean it up.
noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.
verb: after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Jo's kitchen floor.
noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.
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6.
An award for one who polishes boots to perfection.
After nearly 5 years, Shooter's Supervisor decided it was time for him to receive the Schmidt.
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7.
the incorrect way to spell "Schmitt"
"Is that Schmidt, or Schmitt?"
"Schmitt! Two T's... NO D's!"
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