Schmidt Face

What is Schmidt Face?

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the act of spending time with a girl at a party getting her drunk while you pretend to be drunk, then you get her alone in a closet and fuck her

you hear about how alex schmidt faced that girl last night

yea hes a dick

See date rape, rape, idoit, dickhead

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