Schmidty

What is Schmidty?


1.

Derived from the original meaning of the name KarlSchmidt who is so slick he slides uphill.

All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...

If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.

"Have you ever heard of Schmidty?" asks Sara.

"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.

2.

A word used to describe the colest person on the planet, Kailyn Schmidt. Used as a nickname and in replacement of Schmidt.

Yo, Schmidty, lets go back to Band Class!

See Kailyn

3.

One who has lost all sperm due to acute Moutain Dew addiction.

a: jack says to tell you that you have no sperm...apparently mountain dew is bad for you

schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!

Listen not to this heretic

he will soon be silenced

as will his counterpart Eric

4.

1. nickname

2. a person who rarely talks and likes sexy turtles.

Look at schmidty over there, why doesn't he talk!

5.

The coolest person all time! And will eventually kill me.

EH! Schmidty! will ye quit making all these wisecracks! I have asthma! you inconsiderate fool! I must depart, i have band.

6.

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

See Joe


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