Schmief

What is Schmief?

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

Open-face Hot Lunch

1. A Hot Lunchwithout the plastic wrap. An open-face hot lunch is when some shits on your face without the plastic wrap needed in a Hot Lu..

Log Bomb

1. A last-resort attempt to win a debate with an Atheist. Stands for Lady of Guadalupe. Atheist: Oh, where would the proof of that be? Ch..

Manjo

1. a musical instrument played by pulling ones penis tight enough to where it can be strummed like a guitar. often used in folk music on n..

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