Schmief

What is Schmief?

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

Old Ass

1. Adj. Used to describe when something is REALLY old. Look at that old ass car. See ancient, old, prehistoric, relic, antique..

Proboscis Weasel

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Zingdandy

1. A declaration of excitement; used to describe a feeling of euphoria one experiences during or immediately following a particularly enjoy..

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