Schmief

What is Schmief?


1.

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.


86

Random Words:

1. acronym for Law Enforcement Officers "fuckin leos all over, lets get out of here" See cops, police, rangers, coppers, five-o..
1. Used to describe the act of pretending like nothing good is going on for you at work when in actuality you are kicking ass, have ton of ..
1. when a group of men invite a virgin to their house, wait for him to fall asleep, then they all spoog on a single towel and rat tail him ..