Schmief

What is Schmief?

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

Lone Ranger

1. A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn..

Mars Delight

1. when a guy buyes a Mars bar, breaks it in half, then jerks off in to the middle, wates for a while then puts the two halves back togethe..

Hyphee Trife

1. a drunk mess; sloppy drunk. hot messdrunk off yourself did you see her yesterday? girlfriend was a hyphee trife. See trife, hyphee, h..

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