Schmief

What is Schmief?

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

Pants-puddle

1. having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation. I was jerkin..

Flagsturbate

1. To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag. Andy grabbed his American flag ..

Lmfaorotffl!

1. This word means Laugh My Fucking Ass Off Rolling On The Fucking Floor Laughing!!! girlygurl321: i just ttly hurt my self emotoyboy:LMF..

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