Schmief Edit Meaning

1. A patheticattempt to meet your significantother in a chat room or on myspace. Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives i..

1. To leave without saying goodbye, esp. while generally being emo. Wait, when did Rob leave? I have no idea, he just emo left. Hey, nex..

1. Also known as the "Self Facial" Some whore is jerking you off, but it goes totally wrong. Right when your about to bust, the..