Schmiege

What is Schmiege?

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

See hair, fag, gay, buttsex

Fetal Mcbrain

1. Premature brainulac tissue; a name to call someone at a random time. Also see feces. Zaquito, why did you steal my matzos and peanut bu..

Puke-job

1. when a girl is giving you head, but gags and pukes on your penis. Mackenzie pulled another puke-job tonight, it was groedy See puke, p..

Scraper

1. Let's set the record str8 once again. A scraper is an old or new school, primarily Buick or Oldsmobile. That is a scraper by itself..

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