Schmiege

What is Schmiege?

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

See hair, fag, gay, buttsex

Free Beats

1. To get some beats without paying for it. Having sex with an easy girl. Yo, lemme get some free beats! See beats, some cut, cutty, sex..

Nardo Polo

1. The greatest marble player who ever lived. I told her my name was Nardo Polo, the greatest marble player who ever lived. See nardo, po..

Auto Cock-block

1. The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all..

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