Schmiege

What is Schmiege?

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

See hair, fag, gay, buttsex

Shlap

1. This is the only cure for the "Swamp Face". Avarage Joe: Sweet Jesus Yesterday i saw ted and he had swamp face so i have his ..

<0.o>

1. A more crazy version of the <(0.0)> <(o.o)> with crazy eyes omg thats crazy <(0.o)> See kirby..

Neg Train

1. When somebody says or does something stupid on an internet forum and everybody who reads it gives him negative reputation because of it...

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