What is Schmig?
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Cigarette
James, do you want to go have a schmig?
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(noun) the language derived from adding "schm" to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.
(verb) to schmig a word.
Schmerin: Schmatlyn, would you like to have a schmigarette?
Schmatlyn: Why, schmes I would!
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A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.
Person one: OMG HARRIETS SUCH A SCHMIG!
Person two: I know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.
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A double measure of whisky tipped in to a partially full glass of bitter beer. esp. in Dorset, England.
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