Schmig

What is Schmig?


1.

Cigarette

James, do you want to go have a schmig?

See smig, cig, cigarette, smoke, square

2.

(noun) the language derived from adding "schm" to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.

(verb) to schmig a word.

Schmerin: Schmatlyn, would you like to have a schmigarette?

Schmatlyn: Why, schmes I would!

See schmig, language

3.

A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.

Person one: OMG HARRIETS SUCH A SCHMIG!

Person two: I know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.

See schmig, ocd, obsessive, backwards, figity, hk, pizza


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