Schminty Edit Meaning

1. A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee Absolute zero..

1. Someone who is like, but is, infact, not, a kike - i.e. Jewish. 'Clinton you snivelling bitch, you're such a fucking kike-ali..

1. A fart bubble that gets stuck in the gooch. Yesterday, I got the biggest Zlarnak until I sat down...