Schmirnoff Edit Meaning

1. The feeling you have the morning after you celebrated an Obama related event e.g. election victory, inauguration, etc. My head hurt fro..

1. A lesbian pedophile. A pedophile is usually a man, whereas a lesophile is a lesbian woman. Most lesbians are not lesophiles, the same wa..

1. When you are looking at a cute baby, its skin starts to rip off, yells "BOOLEAN!", and morphs into Steven Hawking. At this tim..