Schmiss

What is Schmiss?

When you miss the presence of someone you haven't even met. Usually assositated with on-line relationships (i.e. MySpace) and text message pen pals.

Woman (via text message): "How can how miss someone you've never met?"

Man (via text message): "You can't... we'll have to make up a new word."

Woman (via yet another text message): "Schmissing you...?"

Man (yeah, you know it): "Hey, that might work."

See miss, schmiss, relationship, text

Juarez Monkey

1. A user of pirated software or games. Greg is a juarez monkey because he downloaded Doom 3 from a torrent. See Paterson..

Powerbox

1. Really good pussy that inhibits a man's ability to think and act rationally or logically. Matt: "What are you and your new gi..

Half E

1. half eighth.. or half track.. used to score drugs hey nigga could i pick up a half e?? See weed, half eighth, half track, pot, grass..

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