Schmiss

What is Schmiss?

When you miss the presence of someone you haven't even met. Usually assositated with on-line relationships (i.e. MySpace) and text message pen pals.

Woman (via text message): "How can how miss someone you've never met?"

Man (via text message): "You can't... we'll have to make up a new word."

Woman (via yet another text message): "Schmissing you...?"

Man (yeah, you know it): "Hey, that might work."

See miss, schmiss, relationship, text

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