What is Schmitt?
1.
the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.
"wow! you're so cool, you must be a schmitt or something!"
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2.
to suck a dick for attention.
she gave him a schmitt last night.
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3.
1. a softcore schmuck
2. a substitute word for shit
1. who you callin shmitt you schmuck?!
2. hey, you chicken schmitt!
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one who is sexually aroused or excited by puns
man, Felix is such a punosexual, he got all hot and bothered when I made that pair/pear ..
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A porno star who only performs in the company of at least 4 people.
Georgy Orgy pudding and pie......etc
You make up the rest..
