What is Schmitt?
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the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.
"wow! you're so cool, you must be a schmitt or something!"
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to suck a dick for attention.
she gave him a schmitt last night.
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1. a softcore schmuck
2. a substitute word for shit
1. who you callin shmitt you schmuck?!
2. hey, you chicken schmitt!
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