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1. The state of having a six-year-old-size erection. Tommy got a boner in his sweatpants... Turns out he was ewect. See phallus, wood, ha..

1. a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy t..

1. a small inbred town where your sister might as well be your dad. It's where the girls are skanky and the men are unbathed, jobless ..