What is Schmitty?
1.
1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.
2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.
1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."
2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."
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2.
A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.
You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.
3.
falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants
the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before
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4.
the name of any 3 foot long maglight
wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.
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