What is Schmitz?
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A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.
You look as stoned as Schmitz!
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The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.
I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.
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a person who is so god damn fucking good looking
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A "politically-correct" alternative to motherfucker, apparently for use to refer to women. The reference is to "enclosin..
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Chicken wings
No Mr. President, we can not serve ghetto crab legs at the ball tonight!
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