Schmitz

What is Schmitz?

1.

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.

You look as stoned as Schmitz!

See stoned, high, ripped, pie eyed

2.

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.

I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.

See shart, shits, smitz, poop

3.

a person who is so god damn fucking good looking

schmitz

See schmit, schmitt
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