What is Schmitz?
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A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.
You look as stoned as Schmitz!
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The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.
I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.
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a person who is so god damn fucking good looking
schmitz
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What often happens directly after a hot lunch. Involves vaginally stimulating one's self after swallowing a hot lunch, and then gag..
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The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.
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