Schmock

What is Schmock?


1.

Yiddish for an idiot. See also schmuck, schmo.

look at this schmock

See shmock, shmuk, schmo, shmo

2.

something dirty, uggly and filthy.

Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!

I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

See schmock, dirt, filth, uggly, pipe, resin, german

3.

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

See umbie


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