Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious bre..

1. The combination of various sexually transmited diseases/infections merged together for maximum effect. Results of contracting this fatal..

1. someone who has a very HEAVY walk or stomp. Man when he/she walks down the hall you can hear the elephant feet coming. See feet, eleph..