Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. best album EVER. by Yellowcard of course. have you heard ocean avenue? yeah! only the best cd ever! 2. Ocean Avenue is NOT the first..

1. Fat arms covered which ressemble "no wrist" Look at the fat bitches kwrist, i didnt think they made watches that big...or is ..

1. Petting your dog while taking a shit. An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some p..