Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other. person1: Dude, how did those t..

1. Company that makes ramen. Sells them in various flavors, and in bricks or cups. "Maruchan makes good ramen. ^-^ " -me See ..

1. A messy, sloppy, socially embarassing drunk attained in the safety of your own home. I don't want to go to the pub tonight, I&apo..