Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. From Dazed and Confused, on one of the ass-slapping paddles. Substitute for fuck you. While drving someone cuts you off, what do you d..

1. The act of streaking through a high school and through a village with nothing but a gorilla mask on. Not to be confused with the sexual..

1. A person who tries to "1 up" everyone with a story about him or his buddies. After a few drinks, this person speaks very loud ..