Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. n. From "Jiminy Cricket". All that is not Cricket, especially antics or activities that interfere with a good game of Cricket...

1. When a man douses his cock in Barcardi 151, lights it, and then proceeds to fuck his partner in the ass. The only way she could get off..

1. v. to fuck someone most vigorously and rapidly, as if one were The Flash. n. a nonincendiary explosive which creates a concussive bla..