Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

1. something independently thought up by oneself but unknowingly previously thought of. I had this reoriginal idea to use cheese whiz as t..

1. A term used to describe something so incredible it seems to be accompanied by a force of nature Wife: Honey, we're pregnant. Husb..