Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. George W. Bush George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off. See asshole, fuckbag, failure, asswipe, texan 2. To masturbate; to play with on..

1. to have a penis that is very short and very thick. Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laug..

1. Some stupid acronym made up by people that watch too much Jerry Springer, on par with "you go girl-friend" or "talk to t..