Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. NAS-tard (adj.) - A person who watches cars turn left for three hours. "Cletus has lost quite a few brain cells since he began wat..

1. When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit..

1. A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day... Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere...