Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. A small piece of goopy material found on the gooches of dirty people, usually fecal matter of some sort. I got terrible Gooch Breath wh..

1. A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in Augu..

1. a jackass. or someone who you would consider gay as an insult...who is stupid at the same time. You're such a fucking gaywad See ..