Schmockabsorber

What is Schmockabsorber?

A hooker in Haifa.

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.

The Big Nipple

1. You are just a very cool person who is above the croud "Megan thinks she is the big nipple" but shes NOT See nipple, tit, c..

Lartard

1. Fat retard usually when they do something very stupid Ruben Studdard (fat guy on american idol 2)lost his fortune. "Ruben, your a..

Zifter

1. Someone who owns in the face specifically talking about video games. When i play on CoD4 I am a zifter causing pathetic noobs to cry. ..

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