Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. King's Pleasure is when you're taking a dump, getting head, smoking a blunt, and drinking a beer all at the same time. Yo I w..

1. When someone says two things back to back with a pause that you are confirming with/agreeing with. (Usually they forget to make it one c..

1. The classic game of ping pong, played in the food court of any mall, where you set up your own net on a table, bring paddles, a ball, an..