Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. One who is skanky, diseased, and orange in color. Quite commonly seen in the back of pick-up trucks and covered in glitter. For men, t..

1. A person who hoards, monopolises and amasses vast quatities of porn for the purposes of pleasure and profiteering Mr. X: Dude, you just..

1. Extremely lying out of your ass. Kid says, "Man, I just fought bout 20 niggas at the park, then I ran bout 5 miles all the way hom..