Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. A sticky turd remnant left on your asshole. Also known as shoe polish. I had asstar so bad all I could do was take a shower to get cle..

1. short for Duodenum a portion of the intestines. The horses are passing through my duod and are at the gates waiting to be released. I..

1. An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blo..