Schmockabsorber Edit Meaning

1. A way to dress up the exclamation "Fuck". Ice cold fuck! I can't find my god damn keys. See ice, cold, fuck..

1. to go up and to someone talk but then make a strange noise in the middle such as blah or argh or somethin ya no he JAHKACKed while talk..

1. Drawing unneeded attention to your stupid ass. Usually by bragging about yourself. Christopher is starvin'. See unknown..