What is Schmockey?
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The game of ice hockey played by females.
Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.
The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.
The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.
The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.
The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
As stated by a hockey player:
"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."
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