Schmoff

What is Schmoff?

to slack off. waste time.

day off, day off. its time to schmoff.

To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.

Last night I've schmoffed Chritina

See go out, kiss, fuck, chopper

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Hoppel

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Pupcus

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