Schmoink

What is Schmoink?

A multipurpose word, usually used in verb form. Rather like the way the term "smurf" is used in the cartoon.

I schmoinked him in the head.

Elven Eyes

1. Having the elf ability to see things from a long distance. I used my elven eyes to spot the hot chick in the back of the club...

V For Victory

1. The act of shaving your pubes into a V so that when you are getting laid and the girl asks about the V, you throw your arms in the air a..

Yake

1. a person who creates horrible ideas in a time of need Matt is the biggest yake on planet Earth! See nigga, homo, lmao, lol 2. AKA &q..

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