Schmoink

What is Schmoink?

A multipurpose word, usually used in verb form. Rather like the way the term "smurf" is used in the cartoon.

I schmoinked him in the head.

Naughty Salt

1. Clandestine description of cocaine. Often used when you wish to reference cocaine in polite company. Originates from the P. G. Wodehouse..

Suicidal Maniac

1. 1. A person who doesn't live too long 2. The bald guy on "Scrubs" terrorists are suicidal maniacs..

Haffner

1. Another word for a blow job. That slut gave two haffners in the same weekend. See blow job, head, dome, dick suck, sucked off 2. a p..

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