Schmoink

What is Schmoink?

A multipurpose word, usually used in verb form. Rather like the way the term "smurf" is used in the cartoon.

I schmoinked him in the head.

-and-a-half

1. Suffix added to an adjective or adverb to give it a stronger meaning. Usually interchangeable with the prefixes Super-, Uber-, and Extra..

Volume Officer

1. one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex..

Charlestown Pinch

1. When you're wiping your anus after pooping and you don't want to get the poop on your balls, you pinch the toilet paper togeth..

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