What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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When a naked indian woman jumps up and down making her "tats" jiggle.
Ive heard Polish people are very fond of the Indian jig..
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Incriminating admission to sensitive older brother of past infidelities.
Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Pr..
