What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Random Words:
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Some heuvon hes super talented but yet chooses to give up to snowy dragons.
Jesus Melendez ll38 East Twelve Street hes gay.
See dick, ..
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To have sex in the earhole
Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday
See sex, ear, rape, clown, hole..
