What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Random Words:
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The act of punching or being punched in the groin while simultaneously performing a split.
Based on a special move performed by Johnny..
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A black man's rather large, intimidating love organ
The white chicks just gotta have the ebony pole...what's a n***** to do?
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