Schmoment

What is Schmoment?

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Pitchoui

1. a word often screamed when one hits/kick someone in anger, often in a joking karate style. you look like a fucking ninja :@ gah PITCHO..

Quoz

1. slang for quality, a cockney term for something good. usually accompanied with a hand action of slaping ur index finger against the stat..

Buffalo Hxc

1. the local buffalo hardcore scene. with this ias a kind of symbol(done with arms and hands) d b x i go to BUFFALO HXC..

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