Schmoment

What is Schmoment?

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Veterinarians Dilema

1. Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive s..

Nun Ya Fa

1. said with speed it is the chinese-american word for none ya fucking business stranger; what's goin' on? ricky; NUN YA FA! S..

Igamishu

1. Probably spelled wrong, but it means "go f*ck yourself" in greek No examples, I'm not greek, that's one of the onl..

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