Schmoment

What is Schmoment?

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Offical Tissue

1. offical tissue being honest with a person to the best of your ability without beating around the bush Jhonny better have my money today..

Jackii

1. Plural of 'Jack-up'. When someone has more than one Jack-up. A: Look at that guy over there! B: What about him? A: The jac..

B.m.

1. Short for bowel movement. The act of dropping shit Sorry, I need to have a b.m., where are the jakes? 2. Short for "baby mama,&..

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