What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda
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noun - a vagina emitting horrid odors
Damn yo, I tried to eat out this hot chick, but she had a bad case of poop snatch
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