Schmoment

What is Schmoment?

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

'ard

1. Hard in northern. Eeey by gum! your reet 'ard! See hard, solid, northern, tough, dense..

Teacock

1. an extremely small penis dude you have such a teacock See cock, tea, dude..

Drivers Rule

1. The passenger with the license gets shoty no matter what. person:i call shoty licensed driver:no way drivers rule See shoty, front, c..

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