What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Random Words:
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You have a chance with that person, you're clearly attractive to them.
Did you see how she looked at you? You're in there, m..
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Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcom..
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French for "what the fuck?"
"Je pense que je sharted"
"Qui le fuck?"
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French for "wh..
