What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Random Words:
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Member of the Seamen of the South
Known for having the fastes jack on the crew
AKA GP
damn look at Green Parrot go! hes already sink ..
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A clandestine meeting of Haxors over the Internet.
The chat room was full of haxors- today was a major w00tenanny...
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1es from two words effin + boiche
Effin short term for "Fucking"
Boiche sounds like "bitch"
so it means fucking ..
