What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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It is better known as the act of taking a dump in a golf hole leaving the golfer a nice suprise
Dude i just done a Hole in Dookie on ho..
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Phrase referring to the name of an undisclosed place where people meet to exchange dirty money.
If your work is finished meet me in Wee..
