Schmoment

What is Schmoment?

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Lonk

1. Typographical error that means 'Link' It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU. House fo..

Pahdoodle

1. A fun time or event and cannot think of a greater word to express your excitement. "Holy pahdoodle this is fun!". See fun, e..

Luminaire Mage

1. Noun- 1.The God of all Ultimate Pleasure "Oh thank Luminaire Mage...If it weren't for him, last night's sex would have b..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Schmoment Edit Meaning