Schmoment

What is Schmoment?

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Zinged Out

1. What happens when you've had too much caffine or sugar and go compleatly nutso on your best friend Dude, I'm compleatly zinge..

Zandinoof

1. Zandinoof is something that cannot be described, you can look for it, but never find it, only craig has found his but cannot explain it ..

W4r

1. the most fucking gay "e-gang" that has happened. oderint dem metuant my ass. wee > w4r someone: man did you hear wee is be..

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