Schmoment

What is Schmoment?

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Qc Nazi

1. A quality control manager who runs his department with an iron fist. Pee-on # 1: Man Chris is such a hard-ass, he won't let me wea..

Griffer

1. A griffer is someone who drives too slow in the left lane, and refuses to change lanes even after being passed and cut-off by AT LEAST e..

Will Probably Be A Stripper In Her Older Years.

Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn" See skank, whore, prostitute, cunt, hoe, slut, hoebag, slut muffin, fucker..

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