What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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1) A song by the band Acadia Confidential
2) A fully realized level of being sick, dope, or really fucking cool.
3) A play-on Parliame..
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A form of government under which Zorro is the Supreme, unquestioned leader. Rule by Zorro.
If California would just switch to Zorrocra..
