What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Random Words:
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To take a chance.
Give something a try.
You should really shake da dice with that girl,cause you never know.
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When you shake your fist in anger at someone.
That choad cut me off!
Well give him the angry fist dumbass!!
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To swear at someone secretly
Get off me u ooklagoosh for brains
See Josh..