What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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one who has scabbies and is delicious. They often spread their scabbies through brief sexual encounters with random people they meet. Th..
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When two males try to bugger each other, or the act of one man getting his poop chute plundered by another dude's schlizzong.
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