What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Random Words:
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A guy that dumps large amount of cum in any hole that a woman has
The Cum Dumper droped his load in the Cum Dumpster
See cum dumpster,..
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the main bad guys's nipple in harry potter
"Voldomorts nipple!" Harry screamed at Prof.Snape
See nipple, nipples, harry..
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one of these is born everytime there is an awkward silence. if you've heard the joke.
*awkward silence*
John: SHIIIT! a queer bab..
