What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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a yummy candy that comes in all different colors and flavors
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A hit the size of a Hiroshima fucking bomb.
"Holy shit, those were fucking Hiroshima hits!"
See hit, rip, puff, pot, weed..
