What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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Lovely babes struttin' their stuff
Oh Man! Look at those meals on heels.
See crude, sexist, humor, babes, walking..
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WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HIGH ON WEED AND YOU START TO HULLCINATE OR HEAR THINGS THAT COME OUT WRONG OR TRIP OUT
EXAMPLE 1: EH BRO YOUR BOY ..
