Schmoment

What is Schmoment?

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

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