What is Schmoment?
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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.
Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.
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Older version of a Urban Cougar in her age or 50 up to 70.
Oh my, that urban lion is after me. she so nasty her boobs are on there four..
