What is Schmoo?
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When you don't know the words to a song, the word schmoo is used to replace the words that are not known. It can be abbreviated to 'sch' or add 'ey' to the end to give it more versatility.
The YMCA song: "YMCA! Sch sch sch sch schmoo schmoo. YMCA-A!
The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"
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2.
petname for a females most intimate bodypart
My schmoo is itching.
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3.
A sessile larval form of a sea urchin.
Stuck to a rock, the schmoo develops into an adult sea urchin.
4.
A balloon like toy that became a craze in the '50's. Schmoo's appeared in the cartoon series "Lil'Abner." They invaded the town.
I know this is ancient history to you, but a schmoo was a great toy, and fad. And if you don't care, I say screw you, schmoo.
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Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.
2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.
3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.
Awwwwww Schmoo!!
Healing Schmoos coming your way....
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A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have.
Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.
Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible!
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help
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a fat lazy cat or something or someone that doesnt move at all.
a fat cat
