Schmookos

What is Schmookos?

Very little in relation to what was expected or needed.

"I really need to pay back debts, but I worked very few hours this month so I'm going to be paid schmookos."

"You ate so much! There's schmookos left for me!"

See tiny, little, nothing, few, insufficient

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