What is Schmoopie?
1.
A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
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2.
1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.
2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as
Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.
3.
A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.
My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.
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