What is Schmoot?
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Variation of
Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.
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The coolest person in the room!
Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!
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3.
When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.
Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.
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