Schmootie

What is Schmootie?


1.

Anything you want it to mean. Mainly another word for people. You choose the context you want to use it in

"That's his schmootie." That's his girlfriend

"Look at these schmooties" Look at all of these people

See people, girlfriend, boyfriend, bum, anything

2.

Someone who displays characteristics of a person with

special needs. One who might randomly flap their arms in a motion seeming to mock a bird taking flight. One who acts like a total effing retard.

Hey Corky, why are you such a schmootie?

See retard, tard, spaz, dumbass

3.

a slang word for boobs or penis

Girl: He had a huge schmootie

or

Guy: That girl has some huge schooites!


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