Schmot

What is Schmot?


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a big fat juicy horizantaly striped ant with flamingo pink toenails. that eats away a mans penis while having sexual intercourse while erected and ejaculating into his partners vagina/other penis..also he will intentionally start to suck her hairy wideset butthole until her poop comes out...then they will have a poop fight until they pass out and get raped... again

Taylor likes to schmot with her gay boyfriend Michael while eating pretzles and drinking apple juice.

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