Schmotz

What is Schmotz?

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

See messy, messed up, weird, screwed up, out of control

Slapping a woman in the face after ejaculating in her mouth.

After getting blown, the bitch tried to snowball me, but I gave her the schmotz instead.

See Tom Jones

Your Papa Should Have Worn A Rubber

1. You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should n..

Hobson

1. the state of being a drunken debacle That was so Hobson when you hit that girl with a Jager bottle! See drunk, boozer, wasted..

Jiggling The Glig

1. Slang for "jacking off" "Usually before a big night out, if I think I will score; I spend a little time jiggling the gli..

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