What is Schmoylan?
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a male who constantly one-ups and is attracted to women with big yabbers.
"Dude, I just got back from Milwaukee where I got on this chick with some big boobs."
"I heard that schmoylan is in Milwaukee right now getting with two girls who have egregiously big boobs."
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