Schmoylan

What is Schmoylan?


1.

a male who constantly one-ups and is attracted to women with big yabbers.

"Dude, I just got back from Milwaukee where I got on this chick with some big boobs."

"I heard that schmoylan is in Milwaukee right now getting with two girls who have egregiously big boobs."

See schmo, schmuck, boobs


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