Schmoylan

What is Schmoylan?

a male who constantly one-ups and is attracted to women with big yabbers.

"Dude, I just got back from Milwaukee where I got on this chick with some big boobs."

"I heard that schmoylan is in Milwaukee right now getting with two girls who have egregiously big boobs."

See schmo, schmuck, boobs

Bag Handle

1. A slang term referring to a man's genitalia, or penis. Mikey, why are you grabbing your bag handle? See bag, handle, bag handle, ..

Glffa

1. Acronym for; Good Looking From Far Away Woahh she's fit. *get close to girl* Haha no mate she's just GLFFA See glffa, fit..

Quimjob

1. The practice of geting the male sh-long off via thrusting it not in, but accross the female quim. Dude what a fuckin good quimjob sara ..

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